I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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