Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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