shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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