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Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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