Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize