Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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