yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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