do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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