My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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