It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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