happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
accomplished twins. life is a go
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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