Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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