her vagine was all disorganized.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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