even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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