haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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