I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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