do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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