What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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