how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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