You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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