and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Randomize
