My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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