I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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