just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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