I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I just had sex on a roof
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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