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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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