Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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