Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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