If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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