OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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