Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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