I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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