i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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