i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My vagina just clenched in fear
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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