so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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