STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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