How'd it feel making her break her religion?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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