I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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