come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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