I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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