Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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