I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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