we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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