Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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