Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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