She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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