Buhtt sex?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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