So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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