THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
