I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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