We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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