well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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